Skip to main content

Don't tell me what to do!

"Don't tell me what to do!" Cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"

Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!
by philosophicallydisturbed October 8, 2009
mugGet the Don't tell me what to do! mug.

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"
Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
by your best idiot May 23, 2010
mugGet the i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you mug.
Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!
(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!
by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008
mugGet the tell your asshole to suck my dick mug.

tell your eye to wake the fuck up

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed
Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up
by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013
mugGet the tell your eye to wake the fuck up mug.

Don't tell me that, I might have to

Matt : Yo dog, I am going to the mall tonight, you should come!

Craig : Don't tell me that, I might have to!
by craigfrecK November 5, 2009
mugGet the Don't tell me that, I might have to mug.

tell your girl to kick rocks

get lost Used to tell a male that his girlfriend isn't worth his time; they should break up
Mike, you know Ali is not worth your time, tell your girl to kick rocks
by Bebebluff stuff December 27, 2007
mugGet the tell your girl to kick rocks mug.

Tell ur bff u want to be with them day

On the 19th of December text your best freind you want to be with them in a relationship... If it gose wrong opps
The 19th December is tell ur bff u want to be with them day
by Match_maker December 18, 2020
mugGet the Tell ur bff u want to be with them day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email