"Don't tell me what to do!" Cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"
Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"
Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!
by philosophicallydisturbed October 8, 2009
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Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
by your best idiot May 23, 2010
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Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!
(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!
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Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!
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Get the tell your asshole to suck my dick mug.Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!
Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up
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Get the tell your eye to wake the fuck up mug.Matt : Yo dog, I am going to the mall tonight, you should come!
Craig : Don't tell me that, I might have to!
Craig : Don't tell me that, I might have to!
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