Tied to the quay

When you need to go somewhere by foot, But you fear the impending doom of facaes so you are somewhat nervous about setting off on your journey as mud may strike mid way

"I cant be arsed to drive up town for a pint, Lets walk"
"Sorry, But after lunchtimes boiled egg madras im afraid im tied to the quay"

by Serial Blanker December 10, 2012

Triangle Terd Cutter

When an old lady/man has a flat ass shaped like an upside down triangle.

Check out that chicks triangle terd cutter.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers March 11, 2010

Pussy tied

When you try to break up with a girl but the pussy just ties you in.

Yo man, Brian just tried to break up with his girl but he is pussy tied and just ended up fucking her

by geoisdahood October 1, 2016

tongue tied

tongue tied is when someone you like is talking and you're so flustered that you don't dare utter a word.

crush: talking
you: tongue tied

by by milflover69 June 9, 2021

Shit Tier

Opposite of peak, worse than mid.

“Elio is not mid, he is Shit Tier”

by chiceknlil' February 19, 2022

A max tier simp

Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:

-Justin

-Tristin

-Tyler

-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)

Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.

by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020

Tierney

A title of honor for an extremely attractive, single female in sixth-century Ireland. Voting was held in small villages.

Her beauty, charm and innate breeding won her the title of Tierney of the village.

by Joe Rodolico January 31, 2007