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Wave the Wheat

1. A dance move, typically performed by a single person, but can be performed in unison, consisting most simply of both hands in the air and a sway with, or not with, the music.
2. Used as a phrase to mean "going out dancing" not with the intent to hook up, but rather to dance in such said, solo style.
3. A rather novel form of dance with origins in hip-hop and bollywood traditions, but with less emphasis or need for rhythm.
"Fuck girls. I just want to wave the wheat!"
"Gosh this week is killing me, I can't wait to wave the wheat on friday!"
"That wedding was pretty lame, there was a ton of wheat, but no one was waving it!"
by Ms. Peanet Yo September 13, 2011
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Surfing the Crimson wave

'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom
James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!
by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016
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the country wave

a hand wave given commonly in rural areas between two people, often strangers to acknowledge friendliness. Usually a raised arm and a quick and short movement of the hand away from the body.
I saw Will last night and he gave me a/the country wave
by redd$lime May 19, 2022
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The blue wave

The splash back you receive when taking a dump in a freshly cleaned Porta-potty. Often experienced by construction workers.
"Man, I just got hit by the blue wave"
by Crispy boys March 24, 2023
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the dirty wave

When you shit in a kiddy pool and throw said pool at your step son.
He was being a nastard, so I’m gonna give him the dirty wave.
by Harveygrinder May 11, 2023
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The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023
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wave the fee

Can refer to several different scenarios:
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.

3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
Lustful-minded male bank teller: I'm a hopeless craver of lady-flesh, so I don't need any attractive female customer to beg me to give her a break on a service-charge --- all she has to do is show me her boobs or let me squeeze her butt, and I'll so totally "wave the fee" for her EVERY time.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
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