Slang for a very large penis.
Girlfriend: I want to have sex with you!
Boyfriend: I don't think you can handle The Truth.
Girlfriend: yes I can!
Boyfriend: Are you sure? The Truth hurts but it can set you free. ;)
Boyfriend: I don't think you can handle The Truth.
Girlfriend: yes I can!
Boyfriend: Are you sure? The Truth hurts but it can set you free. ;)
by PurpleNurple12345678910 December 08, 2011
Eva Mendez isn't just bad, she's the truth!
She might think she's the truth but really her shit is weak!
She might think she's the truth but really her shit is weak!
by Le Skwal July 18, 2011
by saladass1200 March 11, 2017
by Neil October 22, 2003
what you learn from somebody that you did not know; a true feeling or emotion that has never been expressed
by dr122 December 06, 2009
Auds: "You know Weller?"
Noah: "You mean me?"
Auds: "Yeah- you're hella cute"
Noah: "Yooo facts?"
Auds: "It's the truth. And you've got a big dick too"
Noah: "Are you simping for me right now?"
Auds: "Big time :)"
Noah: "You mean me?"
Auds: "Yeah- you're hella cute"
Noah: "Yooo facts?"
Auds: "It's the truth. And you've got a big dick too"
Noah: "Are you simping for me right now?"
Auds: "Big time :)"
by Weller's Simp March 26, 2020
1. Something that most people believe.
2. An anti-tobacco and marijuana campaign funded by stolen tax-dollars in an attempt to hide the truth about marijuana and to perpetuate the nanny-state. Syn. Government propoganda.
2. An anti-tobacco and marijuana campaign funded by stolen tax-dollars in an attempt to hide the truth about marijuana and to perpetuate the nanny-state. Syn. Government propoganda.
1. Son, are you a cigarett smoker, and you better tell me the TRUTH.
2.
A:Hey man, that highly acclaimed genius doctor from Prestigious-University-X says marijuana is one of the safest substances ever to be used by humans.
B: Oh! Didn't you hear!? TRUTH says that its way dangerous. Like, worse than cigaretts or something.
A: Hmmmm... who woulda thought that guy was wrong?? Oh well... I supose the government always tells the TRUTH (definition 1).
2.
A:Hey man, that highly acclaimed genius doctor from Prestigious-University-X says marijuana is one of the safest substances ever to be used by humans.
B: Oh! Didn't you hear!? TRUTH says that its way dangerous. Like, worse than cigaretts or something.
A: Hmmmm... who woulda thought that guy was wrong?? Oh well... I supose the government always tells the TRUTH (definition 1).
by CapitolistPig July 04, 2005