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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011
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Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
by Ricky Adventure October 14, 2021
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a insult that the person cums to fast when fucking and it is also shut the fuck up and come hit this joint.
Dale walks in closes door. seoul- whoa man! I didnt buzz you in! how the monkey did you get in here? Dale- oh im sorry man some guy let me in with a fo-hawk and- seoul- kyle man? ugh what the fuck is the buzzer for anyway man! Dale- im sorry man.
Seoul- oh, stuff your sorries for the sack, take a seat.
by beastboy601 March 1, 2009
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The Shuffle

The drunk guy on the dance floor who some how stumbles into a make session with drunk hot girl.

also known as being salvo'd
by kangaahh July 22, 2010
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The Shuffle Effect

When playing an Ipod or MP3 player on shuffle and perfect songs come on for your mood and/or situation.
"I just smoked a joint and was walking down Penny Lane, when Penny Lane by the Beatles came on my Ipod."

"Dude, the Shuffle Effect just happened to me on the way over here!"
by BigJoe38025 November 4, 2009
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kick the stuffing out of (someone)

Vrb phrs. To beat up severely.
The next time I see Tom, I'm going to kick the fucking stuffing out of him!
by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004
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The stuffed turkey

the act of fisting someone's ass then inserting your penis and jerking off inside their ass
John h's boyfriend gave him the stuffed turkey last night, that is why he is walking like a cowboy
by Aoa November 26, 2014
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