poo in the noose

“noose” represents death, the “poo” represents worry/fear so when you”poo in the noose” you escape a tricky or stressful situation, like you feel as if you will shit yourself or die but instead of literally doing so you figuratively do so and you “slip” out of trouble such as when you are performing stand up and your uncomfortableness if funny to the audience

wow, Darla really did a poo in the noose chatting up Brad when she accidentally mentioned her boner but he thought it was funny.

by Ratbag4Warchief April 7, 2021

the pee pee poo poo man

You won't be laughing when he kills you.

Brian: Bruh who's the pee pee poo poo man lmao
Dave: Brian you idiot! you've doomed us all!

by 23dogeman23 May 24, 2020

The Fourth of Poo-ly

When a girl licks your ass with pop rocks on her tongue

My girl asked me to cum in her eye,but i asked for the Fourth of Poo-ly!!

by Matt Trash October 2, 2011

Poo-In-The-Loo

A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'

That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'

by LordWillberforce May 23, 2011

Poo in the lou

A British way on how to say bathroom

Damn Charles, I really need to take a poo in the Lou

by Sexyunknownuser December 15, 2019

poo in the shoe

the stupidest phrase in the entire world

Drew Miller is not poo in the shoe

by deeznuts218953629 February 20, 2012

poo in the 'cuzzi

As in defecating in a jacuzzi.

To rain on one's parade resulting in a "what the hell?" expression. Also, a non-negotiable part of an event or circumstance that ruins the rest of the event or circumstance. Term sometimes interchangeable with party foul.

You're really going to make me work Thanksgiving? That's poo in the 'cuzzi, man!

T: Oh, by the way... I accidentally let Ugly Matt buy our drinks, so he's probably going to come over here and talk to us.
N: ...Poo in the 'cuzzi, dude! POO IN THE 'CUZZI.

by Norma R November 24, 2006