beat the clock

engaging in sexual intercourse for a period of time, then promptly slashing her throat while attempting to ejaculate before her heart stops. remember..youre not a necrophiliac if you finish before her heart ceases to beat.

last night jen and i played beat the clock. she was not a big fan...

by University of Memphis FUCK YEA October 20, 2008

Off the clock

What you do on your own free time at lunch during work when you aren't being paid.

Do not do anything n.s.f.w if you're off the clock at work.

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

beat the clock

A horrific "game," where participants (typically adolescents with permanent erections and nothing better to do) sit together (often in formation around a focus, say a tv or computer screen) watching porn, and masturbating furiously. The criteria for "winning"/losing vary from game to game, but there can be unpleasant consequences for he who shoots before/after everyone else. Most often, however, whoever fails to shoot before the allotted time has elapsed is said to have lost.

See: bukkake

M: Heard things got pretty wild the other night, what happened?
H: They were playing beat the clock..
M: Seriously? That's really nasty.
H: Haha yeah, isn't it?
M: *sigh* .. The inhumanity..

by dontgetavisual March 27, 2005

run out the clock

To hit menopause without ever having kids.

Everybody thought Jane was going to run out the clock until she was pregnant at 38.

by purplebackpack89 May 2, 2015

beat the clock

when having sex bareback you try to hold off as long as possible before cumming inside someone because the pleasure is so good.then you pull out and shoot your load! If you cum inside you win,if you cum insdie she loses and if you pull out in time then you beat the clock

I was with my girlfriend and I tried my best to "beat the clock" unfortunately I couldn't

by Brad-Appeal January 24, 2009

pop the clock

When a Radical Islamic terrorist blows himself up using a time bomb

Guys, Muhammad is going to "Pop the Clock" at lunch!

by Midgetfucker999 December 18, 2018

on the clock

when a person who normally does not act gay, acts gay for a certain period of time.

did you see chase by that guy a drink...yeh he is on the clock

by guy.... October 9, 2009