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The Schmidts

The most IN LOVE and cutest damm cuple in the universe made up of too sexy people. Robin is a girl with the power and the body who can do any thing..she is like SUPER-Robin with her home runs in softball and her grades. Most of Patrick's friends know him by P.J. for Patrick Justin, but others just call him "Olympian" (because of his bad ass mo fo weight lifting skills), or "sexy beast" (because he is one!). Together, this cuple is unstoppable and irresistably gorgeous. You will definately see them in the future, always together and inseperable.
"Damm they're fine as hell, and amazingly intelligent, and i can't keep my eyes off those two, they're so in love it's contagious...they must be The Schmidts"
by Beautyfoxx June 4, 2009
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connor schmidt

" Did you hear that Jimmy scored again last night? That guy is on a roll!" "Yeah he's a real Connor Schmidt now"
by TheDude6969696969 May 27, 2017
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Schmidt

When your favorite sports team starts losing, and you straight ghost everyone to avoid the online ridicule.
Dude , Robert pulled a Schmidt on us again because the Brewers suck!
by Willie Fisterguts April 9, 2021
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Schmidt-Hissrich

To fuck up something beyond repair. To butcher somethin.
-Did you watch Witcher series after season 1?
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..
by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023
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Todd schmidt

Wow that was a todd schmidt move
by Got em 1901 October 7, 2020
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schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis
by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013
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mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).
When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.
by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013
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