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program incest

Having intimate relations with someone within your college or university program. Often risking a break up and hardships throughout the rest of your post-secondary experience, generally frowned upon especially in smaller program sizes.
Joe: Hey, that girl in our lecture is hot AF.
Greg: No that'd be program incest, you know you never do that.
by bean george May 27, 2021
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full program

when a woman performs oral, vaginal and anal sex during a single encounter with her partner.
Barbara gave John a full program last night
by underdoga January 8, 2012
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HIMS program

A program originally started in the 70s to help substance addicted aviators get back in the cockpit. HIMS has transformed into a corrupt program where faa doctors extort money out of pilots by forcing them into HIMS. If a pilot won’t go into HIMS they lose their entire career and lively hood. HIMS is completely about making as much money as possible and is not truly concerned about the safety of the National airspace.
The faa HIMS program is used to make money off pilots and is corrupt.
by Himsiscorrupt July 19, 2021
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paid programming

Euphemism for the mindless infomercials or infotainment that you see on TV in the wee hours of the morning on many cable channels. Often consists of BS about products you wouldn't even THINK of buying.
If you wake up at 6 AM and you want to watch some good film on cable TV, forget it: you'll only see that damn paid programming.
by pentozali September 6, 2007
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program people

Persons who are members of Twelve-Step groups (programs), e.g., AA, NA, CA, MA, SA, SLA, OA, CODA, and PA.
Bill hangs out only with program people since he got sober.
by Twelve-Step slang October 24, 2004
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fish program

the IT guy was using some fish program (Wireshark) to track the packets coming in and out
by LilNicky723 February 10, 2021
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Poverty program

A college or sports team that sucks and usually has a large budget, but appears to be poor and unskilled. Most commonly used in college sports where the best teams are typically better funded.
Person 1: “bro we just shit on iowa state yesterday.”
Person 2: “Dude, it doesn’t matter, they have always been an absolute poverty program.”
Person 1:”damn, you right.”
by GOODGUYBRENDEN June 28, 2022
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