pecker ripper

This is an unfortunate happening when you are receiving a blowjob from a chick that has braces and the metal rips the skin- hence a 'pecker ripper'

--Johnny is getting his cock sucked by a piece of jailbait

Johnny - Woah you are really good, the metal is an extra bonus!

chick - Mmmfff..

Johnny - Wait it's getting caught on metal.. AUGGHHH!!

hospital nurse - I guess Johnny got a pecker ripper

pulls out a bloody dick

by hieronymus lex November 13, 2012

Shredder Pecker

Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"

Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!

Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!

by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

pecker gnat

small gnats flying around a dogs pecker when its hot outside

Bob:Hey bill look at spot hes swarming with pecker gnats, hes licking his balls, bet you wish you could do that Bill: spot would probably bite me Bob.

by briar gates November 14, 2004

pecker snot

The hanging leftovers after ejaculation.

An expression used for someone who is mischievous.

Don't be a pecker snot!

by Chris December 3, 2003

Pecker Snot

a slang phrase for male ejaculant. also known as cum, jiz, joy juice, man-jelly, spunk, spode, jit, jizm, white tears, chowder, dong phlegm, baby batter, coconut oil, tapicoa without the fish eyes, snake oil, man mucus.

I repeatedly shoved my veiny man-meat down her semi-willing throat and shot pecker snot all over her uvula.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 25, 2006

Crack & Pecker

One of the early, original, still existing lines of power tools. Some people still refer to them as Black & Decker. Since the development of the new higher tech rechargeable batteries, many models today are cordless, rather than hard-wired.

Bill, you griznoid, do you prefer a Ryobi or a Crack & Pecker cordless drill?

by andy1 April 5, 2006

pecker checker

A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.

After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006