The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016
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Flying the mile is getting high through the use of marijuana. In order to fly the mile you need plane tickets (Marijuana), and a Plane (device used to smoke). If your flying first class that means you have smoked nice bud. but if you are flying coach then you have only smoked regular bud. A Pilot (Pot Head) is frequent flyer.
Harry the pilot decided that he was going to fly the mile, but the authorities confiscated his plane, alot with his plane tickets. I am munchin' hard because i just flew the mile.
by The Human Noodle December 25, 2010
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When ever you have something important to ask someone and are embarrassed to ask them all you need to do is fly the basket. The term can be used in code whenever you are around the person a question needs to be asked of.
When ever you have something important to ask someone and are embarrassed to ask them all you need to do is fly the basket. The term can be used in code whenever you are around the person a question needs to be asked of.
"I wonder what Dane thinks about Blake..."
"You should just fly the basket"
"Look, here he comes! Now is your chance, Fly the Basket!"
"You should just fly the basket"
"Look, here he comes! Now is your chance, Fly the Basket!"
by TSMGOKBK March 8, 2011
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This is the corrected version of the phrase (sorry for the trouble :D)
This is the corrected version of the phrase (sorry for the trouble :D)
Damn dude, you're so: Based, Red-pilled, On The No Fly List, and a quirked-up white boy who is quite possibly Goated with the sauce!
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When we got on scene of the MVA yesterday, it looked really bad. The patient was heavily entrapped, the fire department started extrication and called county to have them fly the bird.
by Jay Dog February 3, 2010
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