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DALTON

SOMEONE WHO DRIVES A CUMMINS AND IS TO SCARED TO TURN TO THE DARKSIDE, WHOS MORMON BUT STILL DRINKS TAKES WIENERS IN THE ASS AND LOVES TO GIVE BLACK GUYS Head
dalton stop sucking that penis
by HAHAGOTCHABITCH June 9, 2020
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Dalton

Dalton's been playing PUBG Mobile for four months straight.
by ryaltheamazing February 28, 2019
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Daltonism

Drinking so much that you perform amazing feats for society’s benefit.
Did you hear? Daltonism cured racism!”

“I’m gonna perform an act of Daltonism tonight”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m gonna get super drunk and start vanquishing racism so Obama will finally give me that award!”
by Definitions for Dummies February 8, 2021
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Dalton

Dalton's my bro, he's crazy, a simp though. they spend most of their time with their girlfriend. their soulmate is either named Lindsey or their name starts with an A. it crazy how loving and cuddly they can be around their girlfriend but everywhere else they want to beat people who mess with her up. other than that he's a pretty chill dude.
dalton's such a simp.
by weirdooooooo September 21, 2020
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dalton

dalton is a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. he goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality.
dalton has dated the entire population
by sdghrghfssdf May 30, 2019
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dalton

a sweetie who won't stop sending me anime boobs.
you've gotta stop paps.
rlly.
me: hey-
dalton: sends a bunch of big boobers////
me: aaAAAAAAAaAAAAAaA
by sweetiepiggie August 20, 2018
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Dalton

Someone who has had sexual relations with 9 different women and when they have had relations with a 10th woman will celebrate because of this fact.
"My name is Dalton. I have had relations with 9 women and will celebrate when I have had relations with a 10th person/ mess"
by Makelele4 April 27, 2008
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