Where you disrobe to allow your employer to see and/or sample The Merchandise as a bribe/exchange for his allowing you to continue working for him, even if your past/present job-performance totally sux otherwise.
Though inherently less competent/efficient than her plain-Jane co-worker Miss Blips, the drop-dead-gorgeous Miss Buxley always tries her best to do a good job so that her male-chauvinist "dirty old man" boss, General Amos T. Halftrack, will let her keep her job as a secretary at Camp Swampy, and thus she will not be obliged to debase herself by asking him for a renude contract, much as he would love to have her do so.
by QuacksO October 10, 2017
An paid agreement between a spammer and an ISP which allows them to send spam to the ISP's customers without being blacklisted at the ISP, and usually in circumvention of the AUP Spam policy in place at the ISP.
by biig November 3, 2003
A contract movie is a movie so emasculating, that if a guy is talked into seeing it with a female (since let's face it, that's the only way), it says in writing that the guy is getting action. That way, she can either make good on the contract or said guy can sue for breach of contract. Either way, he's getting reimbursed for seeing that piece of crap.
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Steel Magnolias
Armageddon (yes, Armageddon...but you wouldn't think so)
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Steel Magnolias
Armageddon (yes, Armageddon...but you wouldn't think so)
by Dave Rapp June 23, 2005
The concious act of bettering your looks/social standing in hopes of improving upon the quality of person you're sleeping with.
Andrew: Yo, did you know Chris has lost 50lbs and has been tanning?
Chad: Yea, he's in a contract year and hoping to cash in on some sweet snizz
Chad: Yea, he's in a contract year and hoping to cash in on some sweet snizz
by jbeegeezy March 17, 2008
by UnderPressure September 28, 2006
the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!
jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!
she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!
she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.
As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."
by perogi April 8, 2011