A person who is clearly observed to be the queen (or king) of texting and while also being in full denial of said texting habits.
Sarah, the Textmaster General, completely missed her bustop because she was involved with her phone and she would become angry about the reasons why later on if you bugged her about it.
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(a)the point at which one has to have someone translate what another person text. (b) the act where one looses a text as the result of someone calling in at the same time.
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Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.
Phone: DING DING
Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.
Phone: DING DING
Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.
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Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.
Not to be confused with texticide.
Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.
Not to be confused with texticide.
Though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had sexual textasides.
I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.
I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.
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