dreamybullxxx's Testicles

They are the hardest working testicles ever. They come every day.
-Nah bro, his balls are like dreamybullxxx's testicles. they are coming every day
by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 07, 2023
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Testicle Sunrise

When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles
my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!
by dangle dongle May 13, 2005
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Testicle Shrimp

It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).

Origin: Gaelic region
“F u testicle shrimp!”

“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”
by K nasty aka Tahoe Kev January 27, 2019
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Testicle Cuff

A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed. Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.
A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it and there are benefits when using it.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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Testicle Wrap

The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.
Gross! I just got a testicle wrap
by Work Turbans for life! May 11, 2009
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Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
by ta4877 November 11, 2009
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