flying teabag

dropping your scrotum in someones mouth while in flight, more humiliating than average teabag.

while john was asleep i jumped off the couch and gave him a flying teabag

by brian o'gorman May 11, 2006

Dutch Teabag

the act of farting while teabagging, the teabagging causes one to breathe through their nose which forces them to inhale all the odiferous fumes

William had mexican for dinner, which causes gas. Later that night, he was teabagging this chick and accidently farted. His scrotum was in her mouth so she had to inhale the rank fart. Eureka, the dutch teabag has been created!

by Kip_the_kage_fighter July 6, 2006

texas teabag

To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.

How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?

by aaa December 24, 2004

Tijuana Teabag

Where one sharts and lets it ride a good portion of the afternoon or evening, therefore slathering his sack and taint, he then coerces his unsuspecting companion to perform the almighty teabag.

Before a long day on horse back, I like to tuck a little gorgonzola under my sack and spread it around my taint. That way when I lay my Tijuana Teabag on Ivan later that evening, he laps it up like a calico cat from his milk saucer.

Haji saddled his shart for much of the afternoon at the company picnic. Fortunately for him, it only took a few drinks and mention of a raise to persuade his secretary into receiving his muddy Tijuana Teabag. He delicately dipped them as if they were a set of covered strawberries.

Ron saw two shirtless young men in the lobby and sharted. As he stood in aw, he let the juice roll past his taint and coat the back end of his pouch like Pepto. With an uncomfortable face, he proceeded to duck walk over to the boys and lure them into his hotel room with a few drinks where he later performed the much heralded Tijuana Teabag.

Like a hot festive beef stew in a crock pot, Lance's berries were overcooked. He knew it was time to pull out his mandolin and serenade Sheila under the crescent moon until she was fully willing to engulf his Tijuana Teabag.

by TFresh May 18, 2006

temaria

The most beautifulest woman in the entire world. She is funny and has good style.

"Woah , I wish I was a Temaria!"

by Sweet Potatoes January 15, 2014

teabagees

members of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.

All of the players on the soccer team are teabagees.

by Cornelius McTaggert December 16, 2005

Explosive Teabag

When you own someone so violently in a First Person Shooter that you can't stand the fact the ownage is over. You stand firm above their dead body and teabag as you hold a live grenade in your hand till it explodes.

I can't wait to explosive teabag that LMG noob

by SundanceKid February 9, 2008