Television Indecision

Television Indecision (TI for short) is the state of indecision about which television to watch while watching a sporting event at a sports bar. This condition tends to flare up when there is a tense or exciting game or fight on.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know which TV to watch, there are so many!

Guy 2: I know man, I can't either. I think I'll watch the huge projector.

Guy 1: But that big plasma screen is so much closer!

Guy 2: Man I hate Television Indecision.

by Chitin_Commando October 25, 2010

television

My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored.

My tv doesn't have on/off switch.

by Saints September 24, 2003

teezie

Usually a person with a lot of bandz fucks a lot of females but if you the one for him he would settle down teezie got the streets on lock keep 2 glocks an never duck the opps

Goofy: teezie I heard you still fucking my girl

Teezie : never love em never trust em just lust em so u can bust em

by Teeziebandz November 25, 2017

Heavyweight Television

Term used to define modern golden-age TV shows, particularly serial dramas, such as Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Sons Of Anarchy, True Detective, The Sopranos, etc. (aka Heavyweight TV)

(term coined by The Void aka The Original Detritus)

Person 1: "Have you finished binge watching the last season of Breaking Bad on Netflix yet?"

Person 2: "Not yet, it's almost impossible to keep up with all of the great heavyweight television shows out there today"

by Void4President January 9, 2015

Telekinetic

Detranova is an idiot, he's getting it mixed up with Telepathy, Telkenisis is moving objects, purely by the power of the mind.

Detranova is a stupid gimp.

by Yakenslash February 4, 2004

caveman television

a campfire

Last night we all sat around the camp and watched caveman television

by Juniper Woods July 21, 2009

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Snoop Dogg's TV show.

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle is a translation of "Doggy Fuck Television."

by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005