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Technology Hangover

A hangover where instead of drinking heavily the night before, one used to much technology. Symptoms: Headache, Drowsiness, Dizziness, etc.
Jack: "Dude u look horrible!"
John: "ikr. I have a wicked technology hangover"
by redrulz April 13, 2011
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technological rape

the act of plugging the wrong cord into the wrong device. Usually occurs in the dark when your fumbling through a plethora of cords.
cell phone charger into ipod, ipod charger into laptop, laptop charger into cell phone = technological rape
by Skandar December 24, 2010
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infrastructural technology

Those technological components which support the general end user population inside a local area network. The servers, switches, wires, network based printers, e-mail, other components and software that individual work groups don't want to pay for because everyone uses them.
What is the cost of maintenance and upgrades to our infrastructural technology going to be this year, Bob?
by bfrazier November 6, 2008
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NT Technology

The Windows 2000 title screen says, "Windows 2000: Built on NT Technology.

Doesn't that mean "Built on new technology technology?" That's as dumb as saying ATM Machine!
by C. Bettis August 15, 2007
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Nigga Technology

Nigga Technology is any kind of technology that is either pointless or stupid. ie.
Man 1:Why are you sending text messages from a pager when you have a cell phone?
Dumbass: Cuz' I can
Man 1: That's Nigga Technology for you.
by BanditmanEXE October 15, 2006
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technological psychosis

Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.
WFE: Honey, we need to talk.

Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.
by dictospik September 13, 2018
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Butterface Technology

Technology like make-up or photo filters to enhance the appearance of someone who is not attractive without it.
I've been talking with this cute chick online and we decided to meet up. That's when I realized she catfished me using butterface technology!
by advfreak August 7, 2023
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