Tebowed

The act of taking to the ground on one knee to avoid slippage of a previously inserted butt plug.

While Juan felt the urge to break wind, he quickly tebowed to avoid losing his favorite well lubed dildo.

by Mr. Hugh Jassy January 23, 2012

Tebowed

Feeling that results after smoking devine marijuana.

Bro, that blunt we smoked last night had me so tebowed.

by Static3939 December 31, 2011

Tebowing

A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.

Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!

by AfroAssault November 2, 2011

Tebowing

To act like a vagina in front of a huge audience. To sulk publicly.

"Yo, did you see the end of that game? The losers were tebowing all over the place."

"Oh, would you stop tebowing, it will be time to go soon."

by knightedcane December 5, 2009

Tebowed

When your chic is about to have an orgasm and your buddy runs and knees her in the back of the head giving her a concussion.

Jake was banging the hell out of Brandy the other night and Ronnie ran in and tebowed the shit out of her!!!

by tebowisapussyassQB October 12, 2009

Tebowing

To cry in front of a large group.

I thought Craig was a real man, but as soon as he didn't win, he started tebowing in front of everybody.

by Otis Chance December 7, 2009

tebow

any sausage that can be kept without refrigeration.

"Mom gave me a tebow for Christmas this year; I ate it with some cheese and mustard."

"This tebow has a surprisingly dark smoky taste."

by meangirl2012 January 15, 2012