While Juan felt the urge to break wind, he quickly tebowed to avoid losing his favorite well lubed dildo.
by Mr. Hugh Jassy January 15, 2012
by Static3939 December 29, 2011
A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.
Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!
by AfroAssault November 02, 2011
"Yo, did you see the end of that game? The losers were tebowing all over the place."
"Oh, would you stop tebowing, it will be time to go soon."
"Oh, would you stop tebowing, it will be time to go soon."
by knightedcane December 06, 2009
When your chic is about to have an orgasm and your buddy runs and knees her in the back of the head giving her a concussion.
Jake was banging the hell out of Brandy the other night and Ronnie ran in and tebowed the shit out of her!!!
by tebowisapussyassQB October 12, 2009
I thought Craig was a real man, but as soon as he didn't win, he started tebowing in front of everybody.
by Otis Chance December 08, 2009
"Mom gave me a tebow for Christmas this year; I ate it with some cheese and mustard."
"This tebow has a surprisingly dark smoky taste."
"This tebow has a surprisingly dark smoky taste."
by meangirl2012 January 12, 2012