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chaos-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: hyper-tasking.
While chaos-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.
by Prof K June 16, 2008
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Multi-Tasking

The act of drinking, AND driving at the same time.
"Dude, this guy is swerving all over the place, he must be Multi-Tasking."

"I bet that fucker that got in a wreck was Multi-Tasking"

Beaux: "Nah man, let me have one more beer before we leave."
Mcclintock: "Oh it's cool.. we'll just Multi-Task on the way there dude."

Booze Cruising

Driving While Intoxicated
by Mcclintock Beaux June 23, 2009
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gigity-tasking

Jane calls Julie on the phone:

Jane: are you working out.

Julie: No I'm just Gigity-tasking, I'm riding cowgirl right now.
by crumboy May 8, 2010
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total-tasking

The act of concentrating on a single task as opposed to multi-tasking.
Seen more commonly in the male of the species homo sapiens.
Jennifer was annoyed as John exhibited total-tasking while watching the sport on TV and once again didnt register her requests.
by Davie Crockett April 10, 2011
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Man tasks

What men will say to make errands sound manlier.
Chuck: I have to go make a deposit, check the mail, and get some milk.

Heather: So about what time will you get back from your errands?

Chuck:They are not errands, they are man tasks. Get it right!
by friskycurtain March 28, 2009
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Mega-Task

Something that only the highest performing Central Processing Units can achieve, preferably with only 4 cores.
Intel loves to show off their Mega-task capable 7740k.
by Godini June 15, 2017
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easy task

a person who is cool and is well-liked by his/her peers and someone who dominates at life on a consistent basis.
That easy task was the life of the party Friday night.

Whoa! Look at that easy task shotgun that beer.

The easy task maintained a 4.0 GPA throughout college.
by Shane Murray January 10, 2008
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