target

A Corporate Scandal waiting to happen. A Company where the level ones took advantage of all the LOD's and took breaks when ever they wanted for as long as they wanted to. Also a company where level ones got STLs and LODs fired. Apparently because of some "stash" Or where weird initials would appear everywhere like.... EMG, BMB and CMS and the word OWWWWWWWW was a legacy. And breaking Merchandise/ Store property is a hard habit to break. And being Fett was cool.
Yea Fuck target that place sucks ass! STL Jerry is a fuckin red neck and LOD Rich is a fuckin FAG! Joette that head case bitch! STILL GOT THE COMPANY BY THE BALLS SINCE 2002!
by BOBOOOOO!!!!! October 27, 2004
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Target

Target is a real estate company in Bavaro, Punta Cana and Higuey, Dominican Republic.
Run by the most trusted people.
Target helps you get the very best properties in real estate.
by Luis Padua February 21, 2009
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Target

I love target! i wish it was your mom, cause then i could have sex with it for free!
by Quagdingo October 27, 2009
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The Targets

A sudden uncontrollable urge to poo while shopping in Target.

This applies to other retail stores depending on ones preferred shopping locale(eg. Walgreen's, Best Buy for men)
H: "I had a bad case of The Targets in CVS today"
by DurHol February 12, 2011
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Target

Lets go to Walmart

No... Target.
by Boobysooupy June 21, 2019
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target

the place where you by usless stuff to make your life better
lets by that lamp
lets get that pillow
lets go to target
by #usless December 08, 2017
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target

code word women use when they want to go to the bar with their friends, but keep it under the radar of SO's.
Wife:"Hey babe, Jenny's coming over."
Husband: "What are you guys gonna do?"
Wife: "Going to target. Be back in a few hours."
by Meshi December 30, 2015
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