Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 08, 2009

dirty tanker

The dirty tanker is the act of taking a fat shit (preferably in log form) into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her

Dude my dick smells like shit from the dirty tanker I have sally last night

by maxxt January 11, 2018

Ok tanker

Used to instantly end a conversation with a “tanker” in fantasy sports. The phrase “ok tanker” can be used in many different contexts, and is very useful in triggering the frustration accumulated from countless losses that resides deep inside every tanker.

Tanker: “Your team isn’t good”
Non-Tanker: “Ok tanker”

by Jax50nn June 12, 2021

Wanker Tanker

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

by ThroatPunch May 02, 2021

Tame Tanker

To coax the highest damage to HAAT, by tickling the undercarriage of General Grievous

Riddy tickles Grievous balls to climax he is the Tame Tanker

by Sabre-Nerfbat October 19, 2018