top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

slurry tanker

Like a chunder dragon but from your ass. When you have diarrhoea, get down on all 4's and let your shit spread like a slurry tank.

Did you hear about Chloe at the party? She mixed drinks with her drugs and a slurry tanker in front of mark's parents.

by Lizzie killed Dianna November 24, 2017

Tanker

Person who does massive shit at parties, stinks out full house and blames it on James Miller.

Here comes Tanker, cant believe that he blamed that on James Miller

by fh2314 October 29, 2019

tanker shot

a stinky fart usaly by eating beans or chickpeas

jeremy tanker shoted in the midle of the class

by kalymnaki April 9, 2024

Tanker

An excessively oversized human being that weighs in excess of a metric ton. Requires a police escort when traveling on state highways.

I don't know if Billy can go across that bridge, he's a tanker!

by anonymous September 18, 2018

Wanker Tanker

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

by ThroatPunch May 2, 2021