Kush Tampon

A mega joint that is rolled with a minimum of at least one ounce of Marijuana.

Tommy Chong smokes Kush Tampons all day long.

by Guru Jack Llama Romeo December 17, 2011

human tampon

When a person (usually a man) soaks up a womans emotional bad day by listening to her problems.

After listening to my girlfriend bitch about her problems all afternoon I felt like a human tampon.

by S. S. D. December 12, 2007

tampon cave

An offensive unpleasant person

stop being such a tampon cave

by da_roi December 22, 2010

tampontrepreneur

A combination of the words entrepreneur and tampon, this term is used to describe a wealthy woman who uses hundred dollar bills (or benjamins) as tampons. While the absorbency of said benjamins is in question, at least it's a safe place to keep your money.

Clarence, a confident young tampontrepreneur, decided to reach into her snatch and pay the bartender with a bloody hundred dollar bill.

I may be rich, but I'm no tampontrepreneur!

by PiePatrol November 18, 2010

Tamponed

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

by shocksystem May 23, 2011

Tampon Sniffer

This is a straight male of any color that tries way too hard to hang with a clique of females. This guy is a pure pussy and will love or hate a new female coming into the work place or a school just as if he were a bitch. This guy is just another lame trying to fit in to get laid at some point.

Clique of females are standing around with a tampon sniffer.

girl #1:Hey did you guys see that new girl? She thinks she is so pretty because she has big breasts!

tampon sniffer dude: Yeah, she is so ugly I'd never touch that!

girl #2:here she comes!

by iheartkoreans October 5, 2011

tampon tunnel

The art of being a major pussy and not knowing it.

Dave stop being a tampon tunnel already and go talk to that hot chick.

by Dawhoda January 27, 2016