Tallywacker Smacker

Its what you shout when you sneakly whack your work colleagues or mates in the groin.

I snuck up on Darren at work and gave him a Tallywacker Smacker

by Fatballbag February 20, 2024

Tallywacker

A penis

My tallywacker is aroused.

by anonymous February 26, 2024

giant tallywackers

something yelled out of a car window at passers by which causes great amusment to the people in the car

harris " giant tallywackers"
person on sidewalk " what did you want to do to me"
harris " drive i think he may want to hurt me"

giant tallywackers

by afro guy December 3, 2011

TallyWacked

Partying to the extreme of human limits with the use of alcohol and or drugs.

I got fuckin' tallywacked last night. I guess that can happen after 25 beers? I dunno, whatever.

by DNAdangler January 29, 2017

Tallywhacker

it's a dick

You have a small tallywhacker

by Darkest of the memes July 2, 2017

Talliwinker

The part of your body above your navel and stomach that holds your belly button

Omg look at the talliwinker on that one its so flex. Not like that other talliwinker fumpa over there.

Her talliwinker has stretched with that baby growing in there.

by InsaineINthaDuraine July 11, 2023

Tallywhacker Malefactor

Any particular individual who self describes or could be described as a sexual deviant.

A pedophile, necrophiliac, rapist. or any kind of sexually exploitative person, etc.

We are grateful to have silly birds to roast today. Grateful for all the children safe from all those tallywhacker malefactors , today with their familes.
Thank u. Jesus
Amen

by Nonce Executioner November 28, 2024