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Towel Tactics

The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.
Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!

George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.
by Tactical Titty Teen July 28, 2010
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Lane Tactics

where you start at the opposite end of room then start beating the fuck out of your dick and start running towards your S/O and shove your penis into her vagina and bust a nut so you can speedrun sex
yo me and my wife wanted a baby but i was too tired to have regular sex, so we did the Lane Tactics
by datkfeefers April 13, 2023
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Jew Tactics

1)Actions that are deemed to be cheap, such as stealing the last slice, taking shotgun even when someone else has called it, and being overall cheap and jewish like my uncle.

2)Doing something in a video game that is cheap, sneeky, or blatently against the stated rules. Also as being the cheapest character in the game or betraying your team mates. SEE Joey Tactics...Also, modding, standby-ing, circle boosting, dummy glitching, super-bouncing, or getting the shotgun or sword.
1)Guy #1:I call shotgun
Guy #2:*runs to the car and gets in anyways*...friggen twitty

2)Guy #1: I am going to pwn this noob
Guy #2: No way man, *switches SMG with sword and slashes opponent*
Guy #1: Jew Tactics
by $$K-Rock$$ November 15, 2006
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mack tactics

copyrighted by maxwell, of chico. mac tactics is one's form of hitting on girls.
GAWD brett! you have the WORST mack tactics ever!
by b-rett May 9, 2005
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Thug Tactics

1.
A term originated from an old video game magazine from the mid to late 90's called GameFan. Generally meaning a gammer who is a cheap player. Often used for someone playing Street Figther or various fighting game, who hides in a corner, blocks constantly, or over uses the same technique without remorse. Also see boat people skills.

2.
When a person uses dishonorable means to justify his or hers ends. Could be an insult or a compliment depending on the person giving or taking the comment.
"When playing ____ (various game) Billy was cheating, using the same old thug tactics as usual.
Translation: Billy used crouch/block/punch over and over again.

"Bean Segal is in jail again? He was up to the same ole thug tactics, huh?"
Translation: self explanitory
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004
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tactision

Tactision is another word for bait.
hurry up and be the Tactision while i snipe those guys
by joe December 4, 2004
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tickle tactics

to attack someone with tickles rather than real hits, for fear of losing their friendship if you hurt them seriously. also used just for fun to bother people.
I was going to punish her arm with birthday licks, but i decided tickle tactics might be better.
by lazystupidandcorrupt February 5, 2008
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