happy tabeoka

Put someone in pudding then ass fuck them

Im going to go all happy tabeoka

by Lex steele’s weenie March 25, 2018

tabassom

smile

tabassom, its a sunny day

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

tabsturbation

Masturbation to porn on a tablet because your porn computer is previously occupied/full of viruses.

Totally Not Gay Dude 1) "How have you been making due while your computer is in the shop, Eric?"

Totally Not Gay Dude 2) "It's been great! I did some tabsturbation on my way to work."

Mom) "What were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"

Son) "Tabsturbating, it was quiet in there and it actually has a lock. DON'T JUDGE ME!"

by Nizzl September 30, 2011

Tabasm

A tall athletic smart and a beautiful girl

Omg have you seen that girl,she has all the qualities of a tabasm!

by Tabasm November 2, 2016

taesblackie

a girl who’s obsessed with tae from BTS, she believes she’s married to him and goes on dates with him 24/7 pls get her help asap

girl : i’m married to tae
random army : GIRL NO 😂😂😂😂😂
girl : yes i’m taesblackie bbg

by weiyoungg June 26, 2021

Tabeetha

An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.

Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

Taberfuckingnac

Used by real anglo/franco Canadians (mostly in Montreal but believed to hail from Quebec City anglos). Same as taberfuck but much better....
This way you're a true blue, un vrai de vrai, an Anglo Frog or a French Bloke...

Bob: Heille Roger, weren't you supposed to meet Linda at Club Super-sexe for lunch?

Roger: Ah ben taberfuckingnac, t'as raison mon ostie!

by Quebosh November 11, 2006