Flak Turret

A person who talks lots of B.S. about someone or somthing, usally the bratty highschool girls. Can be used to replace ''Bitch''.

Pedro: Gina is such a Flak Turret, she dumped me on facebook after i caught her poking josh!

Leroy: that sucks bro.

Josh: XD

by koro126 March 29, 2013

human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.

Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.

by Derpinson April 7, 2014

Emotional turrets

When you get caught up in the throes of a new relationship & accidentally end up saying something you wish you hadn’t

Brad: I was having a great weekend with my girlfriend, & before I knew it, I was telling her I loved her.

Scott: Dude, that’s know as emotional turrets.

by Guster63 July 16, 2020

swivel turret

When your girl sits on your dick and spins around while squirting milk from her titties that ends up in your friend's eye, when it happens, you say "69 KILLSTREAK!"

Yo my girlfriend was such a swivel turret last night, my friend is in the hospital because of it

by XKIL$ONX September 12, 2021

Group-me Turrets

Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.

I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets

by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020