TrumpedUp

A substitute for f**kd up when you are around respactable people eg parents, your boss etc

Eg gosh i trumped up yesterday with my galfrend she saw me making out with her cousin

Trump, TrumpedUp

by amani5oh February 28, 2017

trumpet fart

a long fart which starts off low pitched and ends high pitched by squeezing together the butt cheeks

Me: (trumpet fart)

Fogel: ahh man, that trumpet fart woke me up this morning

Me: aha yes, i've been practicing by clenching butt cheeks when i walk

Fogel: good idea!

by rightelbowskin November 21, 2010

Trumpencestance

Trumpencestance is when you and millions of others definitely did not vote for Donald J. Trump, or any of his worldview, but will be forced to live under both that and his administration, most likely lose more rights, and you and/or friends and family (and human beings in general, along with the planet and everything else on it) will suffer.

We are now victims of Trumpencestance.

by djchronic December 8, 2016

trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

by funboxarcade November 16, 2013

S'Trumpette

S'TRUMPETTE (s•trump•ette) noun

1. a person who sells their body and soul in support of donald trump and, in the process, abandons all sense of decency

2. a trump whore; a person who whores himself out to support donald trump; political prostitute

Mike Pence is such a s'trumpette, he will say anything to support trump.

by hedonic1 May 30, 2018

Trumpelstiltskin

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.

The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.

by TheImageFlipper June 20, 2018

Trumpectomy

The exorcision of a malignant tumor from the United States Of America

Impeachment and removal of the malignant tumor that currently occupies the White House would be a Trumpectomy

by Tibbzzz August 14, 2017