tomorrow lander

A gay person that’s fueled by violence and romance

Villanelle from killing eve is a tomorrow lander

by Unknown source November 2, 2022

Tomorrow Problem

Why waste a perfectly good drinking night on some major GPA/future-dependent assignment when you can set 4 alarms for 8:17 am, fall out of bed, open your laptop and bust out the best semi-legible paper you can write on the floor with one eye partially closed and no proof-reading

Most common in College settings; specifically for those shooting for that magical B-

Bro: $1-U-call it night! Im coming over. Tequila or 30rack?

Bro 2: We got that Marketing presentation tomorrow bro. I haven't even looked at the rubric.

Bro: Fuck it, that's a tomorrow problem.

Bro 2: ...tequila it is.

by Kraks May 5, 2011

Tomorrow’s Teachings

A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30

At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing

by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023

tomorrow mode

the abandonment of all responsibility, duties, and obligations with the intention of handling them tomorrow

Jake: "Yo B, you file for divorce yet?"
Brian: "Nah son, I'm on tomorrow mode

by ihatedudes February 25, 2020

tomorrow.xt

tomorrow.xt is a great friend and has a lovely personality, she has had a dark past but continues to stay positive, tomorrow.xt is a kpop Stan and posts content on tiktok

Ayo tomorrow.xt in the building

by Hyphen.en January 2, 2021

Tomorrow’s Yesterday

Ummm....RIGHT NOW

Tomorrow’s yesterday is like right now

by DarlingDDarling January 3, 2021

tomorrow x together

tomorrow x together is a 5 member k-pop group who you should stan. Unlike you they earn millions. The group consists of Choi Soobin (leader), Choi Yeonjun, Choi Beomgyu, Kang Taehyun, and Huening kai. They are the amazingest people in the world and are better then any other living being.

tomorrow x together is the best group and has the BEST songs, thank you.

by yeonjunieee September 11, 2023