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passive tosser

A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.
Mustafa: "look at this fuck wit and his mp3 player...fucken mp3 tosser"

Sanchez: "yeah typical fucken passive tosser!"
by G Cody December 10, 2008
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Fox tosser

A Karen often found out in the wild harassing service workers just for the fun of it. Will often scream at the 19 year old cashier until they cry to make them self feel better about their own shitty life.

Fox tossing was a sport played by aristocrats in the 17th and 18th century in Central Europe. To play, couples lined up opposite a long piece of cloth and woodland creatures were set loose to scamper through. When one ran across your cloth you’d pull it and send the fox flying into the air, hence “fox tossing.” Karens harassing service workers because it gives them some sick pleasure to walk all over them and treat them like garbage has the same energy as a “fox tosser.”

Henceforth, Karens harassing service workers = fox tosser
Did you see that entitled Karen in front of us Starbucks? What a fox tosser, just because her order wasn’t perfect. Get off your high horse, you damn aristocrat.
by Lavender’a Ghost September 6, 2020
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ginger tosser

Someone who is pathetic and lacks confidence, bears little to no masculine traits, and is of course ginger.
"Martin! make us some tea you ginger tosser"
by lukerose2002 December 20, 2020
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Islington Tosserati

Residents from the London borough of Islington, who are typically, wealthy bankers, champagne socialists or employed by the BBC. First came to notoriety in 1997 with New Labour entering government. Favoured holiday destination, Tuscany where they live on a diet of sun-dried tomatoes and polenta (poncey Italian porridge), washed down with litres of Chianti.
All those lefty liberal leaning socialist worker types on the parliamentary Public Accounts Committee are unfit for purpose, apart from a bit of virtue signalling to all their Islington Tosserati mates.

'It's Grim Up North London', my MP is Emily Thornberry, there's Waitrose convenience store on every corner, and crossing the road you're likely to be run over by an Ocado van. Furthermore you cannot move for poncey restaurants packed full of the Islington Tosserati.
by Pol Advisor February 12, 2021
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Uber-tosser

Someone who constantly describes products services or ideas as Uber, Funky, Sexy or Foxy.

These people are usually found on vacation around Aspen (USA), Whsitler(Canada) or Courchevel (Austria), and can easily be identified by their gaudy clothing (with correct label) and bright blue drinks.
That geezer's a right Uber-tosser
by Simon January 20, 2005
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tosser

A wanker, a masturbator, a salt miner etc etc
by Safecracker G October 30, 2004
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tossweasel

Someone who acts like a jerk. The kind of person who would wipe his spaff-stained hands on your muffin while you go for a jimmy.
Someone who dinged your car and didn't leave a note - tossweasel

Someone who gives your kids loads of sugary fizzy drinks before bedtime - tossweasel

Someone who aspires to act like Dick Cheney - tossweasel
by Jamie Douglas March 10, 2007
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