tel-cell tool

the idiots that hang around in front of a tv camera or front row seats at an event+call someone on their cell phone to see if they're on tv and smile and wave

Hey dude, am i on TV? Look...i'm the one waving like a total dick. I'm a tel-cell tool....look at me

by mcat August 2, 2006

ask.com toolbar

A browser hijacker designed to infect people who just click through the Java installation to save time.

Idiot:I'll install Java to play the game!
*clicks through installation*
Message:Thanks for letting us put the ask.com toolbar/adware on your computer.

by schoolequalsboredom October 7, 2013

useless tool

Someone who is good for nothing

Don't be such a useless tool mate, it isn't hard to work out which shoe goes on which foot

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

tooljob

(n): (1) one who talks incessantly of providing jobs and tools without delivering either. (2) a complete and hypocritical failure, undeserving of respect or affection.

cf: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker

Scott Walker is a total tooljob. I hate that guy.

by Monologues of Dissent August 15, 2011

tool gobbler

a person who eats cock

Dave is a tool gobbler,but i still like him./ Sally is a fucking tool gobbler.

by steev c. May 23, 2006

toolface

Near cousin of dickhead, but may be more of a poonce. (More of an air of self-importance).

Get off your high-horse, you toolface!

by blugirl January 27, 2005

toolology

The study of the intellectual messages that are hidden and open to interpretation from the band tool. Usually psychedelics are involved in finding secret messages and multi-meanings. Exploration of the infinite rabbit hole that one is exposed to through subjugation. A study that no one can really find any one meaning or answer in.

Toolology can be a group exercise but usually one finds meanings only for ones self. Toolology is useful to help send you a message that is circumstantial and critical to where you find yourself in life at that moment in time. For me it helped me stop being bitter at my ex because in a song it quotes "wear the grudge like a crown of negativity, calculate what we will or will not tolerate, desperate to control all and everything, unable to forgive these scarlet letterman" the message was clear to me that my hate for my ex was a prime example of how primitive humans become when their emotions are fucked with and also how unnecessary and unhealthy this state of being is.

by Metro Josh March 1, 2009