titnotised

To be hypnotised by a lady's breasts - i.e. to be so engrossed that you cannot stop staring or concentrate on anything else.

"He just stared at my rack and kept saying 'yeah', 'uh-huh' and not really listening to anything I said!"
"Well, he was obviously completely titnotised."

by Francesca G August 19, 2007

tinfoil hat

1. A hat made from kitchen aluminum foil or other pliable metallic substance, with the supposed purpose of shielding the wearer's brain from mind control/surveillance by various supernatural or conspirital organizations.

2. Pertaining to various supernatural or conspirital phenomena.

Mike is still talking about space aliens? He must have left his tinfoil hat at home.

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

TITF

An acronym that means to "take it too far." Often is used to refer to someone who keeps trying to joke about the same topic long after it has stopped being funny and started to be really annoying. May also occur between a group of people who are too stupid/immmature to realize that their joking has strayed from relevance to complete fucking ridiculousness. Also can come in the form of TITFing which describes the act of TITF.

The above definition.

Jake's five minute TITFing session about how good he looks in jean shorts made me want to scissor kick the back of his head.

by maddbomberman February 24, 2009

TitiFuck

When a man sticks his penis, between the womens breasts. The women usally has large breasts, and the man usally has a rather large penis. This is because you cannot fit a small penis into huge breasts, and you cannot feel pleasure around your huge dick with such small breasts.

That bitch had such small breasts. I couldnt even TitiFuck her.

Last night i TitiFucked Janet so hard, that i left her with burns.

by James 0 July 7, 2007

tinfoil fedora

The headgear of choice for the modern Republican.

"Hugo Chavez used Antifa to steal all the ballots and replace them with ballots installing China as Emperor so the communist Satanist pedophiles would force us all to wear hijabs beginning as face masks after changing our sexes forcefully"
"Take off the tinfoil fedora"

by Queen Buttrix January 2, 2021

titfuck

The best kind of sex there is.

I titfucked her and sprayed my jizz all over her face.

by titfucker October 18, 2002

Titfuck

The plunging of one's penis between the breasts of a woman.

Georgina proclaimed she would die if she didn't get a titfuck--my penis quickly saved her life.

by Trenchant April 18, 2010