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NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.
"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"
by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021
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unlicensed therapist

strippers have been known to refer to themselves as unlicensed therapists. Gentlemen club patrons seem to find solace confiding in strippers in all areas of their life.
by takosalad October 23, 2012
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armchair therapist

Someone without any background in phycology who thinks they know everything about it. They usually diagnose people or themselves with little to no knowledge of how these illnesses work.
They are an armchair therapist
by SexyPigBoi May 20, 2021
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Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.
Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin
by trippynicki May 24, 2021
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naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper
Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw
by Liloandloli December 27, 2021
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Kylie the "Sex Therapist"

On-Air radio "Therapist", (FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY). She's a truly genuine person, a charming girl with a heart of gold, sarcastic sense of humour, and extremely intelligent.
Not to mention absolutely incredible boobs, she will knock you off your feet with just one stare. She's got this sexy geek look with the perfect little glasses, and a love of Spider-man. Known to be one of the most incredible people you will ever meet. Without a doubt, the hottest red head in radio.
"Did you go out last night?"

"No, Kylie the "Sex Therapist" was on the radio."

"Dude, I can't believe I missed it! She's the best and so smoking hot!"
by JoeyForrest June 17, 2011
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Respiratory Therapist

AKA The hospitals bitch.

Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.
by Stabn722 March 14, 2017
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