Stressfucked

(n). To be so stressed out, that you are consequently fucked.

Courtney: How's it going Mark?
Mark: I'm stressfucked, I have five papers due tomorrow and I haven't started any!
Courtney: Dude, that sucks!

by Courtneyg515 October 16, 2008

Stressarrhea

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.

I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.

by Autmrane January 29, 2018

stress-free

Something I haven't felt since I was a wee child. Ah, the days.

Person A: "What's being stress-free feel like?"

Person B: "Stress...free? Oh yeah, that! That's something I dream of."

by Jazjo November 1, 2018

Stress Coma

When you are so stressed that you can’t do work but you also can’t relax enough to take a break. You are stuck in procrastination purgatory between work and break for hours, days, maybe even weeks.

I have so much work to do ... I've been in such a stress coma all day.

by madeye99 July 9, 2020

Stressballin'

When you squeeze/grope something in the same way you would a stress ball for the purpose of either de-stressing, or having fun.

"Rune, why do you keep grabbing my ass?"
"No reason in particular, just stressballin'"
"Oh, well stop."
"No thanks"

by TeaCats 👾 June 3, 2023

Post-traumatic stress boner

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.

After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.

by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016