swapping jake

The act of one man spreading another mans ass cheeks, then proceeding to deficate in the other mans asshole.

Jason spread Robert’s Ass cheeks eagerly so he could shit in his asshole. Swapping jake is what they loved.

by Slyspark March 14, 2018

Slapping Purses

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners

Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.

by Basely Minor November 23, 2019

Penis Scrapings

The bits of fluff and smegma at the end of your bell end if you don't wash it after a wank.

Man, my knob is full of Penis Scrapings today, I should have given it a scrub after that wank.

by Shadyyy_ September 26, 2014

Command-stripping

The act of separating one's sweaty ball-sack from their inner thigh by firmly pinching a portion of excess scrotum and pulling downward in a similar action to that used when releasing 3M brand Command Strips(tm).

"This Las Vegas heat has had me command-stripping all afternoon."

by Because7ate9 April 3, 2015

hoe-snapping

Sending the same snap to a mass amount of people instead of snapping each person individually. Usually done by attractive girls with lots of contacts in an attempt to keep streaks alive

Guy1: "Oh wow Bella just snapped me, she's so hot how lucky am I?"

Guy2: "Funny she just sent me a snap too."

Guy1: "Oh, she's hoe-snapping right now."

by bigcatphee November 18, 2016

Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.

Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night

by Gingerballin November 13, 2018

Ass slapping April

ASS SLAPPING APRIL is the month where you need to slap someone’s ass at lest ones a week but it’s only for the guys who lost NNN

Ass slapping April the best month of the year

by Shag you November 26, 2020