swollen members

the best music to ever hit this planet!

Hey yo r u comin to the swollen members show tonight its gonna b dope!

by Phat Dawg June 26, 2003

Swollology

The study of getting 'Swoll'. 'Swolling' of one's self. The achievement of 'Swollness'

That fool just benched 450. Damn he been studyin up on his 'swollology'

by Eric Windsor January 26, 2009

Swolecat

working out is a part of casual lifestyle, done. Its filthy eating habits with easy 4000+ calories a day. Yolked big buff.

Wanna swole Bob?
Done Swolecat.

by gallucci5 June 14, 2011

Swolesaur

Someone who exhibits great strength and muscular mass.

You're jealous of the swolesaur's aesthetics.

by Lexinton Musin June 21, 2011

Swoletober

n. The month of the year dedicated entirely to becoming absolutely fucking jacked- not to be confused with No-Shave-November or Fuckfest-February. Swoletober can be run on a point based system, awarding merits for overall mass gain, aesthetics, or strength gains.

During the month of Swoletober Mr. Stolarski thought he was a boss, putting on a total of 10 lbs in his biceps alone, only to find that Mr. Jolly gained 25 lbs, the majority of this pure muscle weight concentrated in his traps, shoulders, pecs, and calves.

by roughrider October 3, 2012

Big Swole

Somebody who's very muscular, big, strong, Etc.

Guy #1: "Damn, man! You've gotten alot bigger since the last time I saw you."
Guy #2: "Yeah dude, I'm benchin' up to like 300 now."
Guy #1: "BIG SWOLE!"

by gabinder January 13, 2009

SOLFNS

Shit Out Of Luck For Not Studying.

Often written as a red herring definition by crafty college professors on Final Exam Reviews to troll unwitting students.

Define the Following -

1. Mass Media
2. Media Convergence
3. SOLFNS
4. FOIA
5. FCC

by KingofDisco December 1, 2011