Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.

Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!

by 98JoeC November 29, 2012

switters

A term coined on dailykos to (erroneously) identify a sockpuppet or troll on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Often used as a rallying cry for "trusted users" to whip up sentiment for another witch-hunt, er, banning.

You're just another Switters sockpuppet!

by FieldingBandolier February 27, 2007

Swiffer

Typically a young, queer (usually gay) woman who mainly dates dusty dykes. Therefore making her a dust magnet, aka. a swiffer.

Person 1: Man Chloe is such a dust magnet, she only dates 50 year olds.

Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer

by babygaay September 9, 2019

Swiffer Nipples

when a woman has breasts that hang down too far for whatever reason.

Do you think zack's new girlfriend looks good?
That freighter has terrible Swiffer Nipples.

by leatz July 11, 2006

shifterooney

Slang term for unbridled, horny, lusty, toe curling, sweaty, passionate sex.

Fancy a good old shifterooney darling?

That girl deserves a shifterooney, she is so damn fit. Oh how I'd love to give her some right old shifterooney!

by teknonutter July 31, 2005

sifter

noun person who acts in a sifty manner especially in pubs/clubs etc. Originated Otago University, New Zealand.

that Dave is a total sifter

by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

Swiffer

a Swiffer is a person who can easily pick up the desired sex. a Swiffer mostly works at drama festivals and other such events. however, a swiffer rarely moves in to get "some" , but merely contents him or her self with knowing that he/she could have done it. A swiffer who does get "some" is considered a swiffer wet , or a swiffer wetjet

"Dude, those girls were so digging you. SWIFFER"

"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"

by swiffer January 16, 2006