speeding

To take the drug 'speed'

"Hey i got £20, what you wanna do?"
"lets go speeding"

by Zeitgeist September 9, 2008

Speeding Balls

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.

"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"

by Addy McGee May 19, 2010

Sweedish Golf

you are having sexual intercourse and you put a golfball in the girls ass ram it in with your cock, then knee in the stomach to see how far she shits it out

Guy 1: yo i gave my girlfriend last night the sweedish golfball

Guy 2: no way how far did it go

Guy 1: 3 inches

by jjpunksk8r March 22, 2010

Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.

Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"

by Coops34 December 4, 2010

sweedish oven

when a man and a women performes intercourse and the man farts and violently shoves the womens head down and makes her smell the potent fumes.

John sweedish ovened taylynn after she said is penis was small.

by Bro1088 August 25, 2006

Seeding

When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.

Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.

by Dr. Novice May 28, 2018

speedink

(Noun)

1.The sport of drinking while wearing a speedo bathing suit. Usually done in a group setting.

2.The "outline" of a person's "package" seen while wearing a speedo.

I am excited to speedink with Amy this weekend.

by S.P.Doe July 15, 2010