swanson

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.

"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"

by Monocled General April 17, 2017

Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021

jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

maddie swanson

if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world

person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe

by T. Koulentes November 14, 2021

Cindy Swanson

When you get your Master's Degree in Iowa City, if you know what I mean.

I may be older, but I did get a Cindy Swanson. *wink wink*

by brownbikini October 27, 2017

Bodonn Swanson

One of the best television show characters out there. Bodonn Swanson's Wild Adventure was a hit show that began to blossom and show much success to the youth with a good slapstick comedy

Have you seen the new Bodonn Swanson episode?

by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv October 30, 2022

Swansonize

SWON-suhn-ize ('swɑn • sʌn • aɪz)

Term coined by Robert E. Swanson during his 1975 speech about train horns; it means to turn an otherwise noisy and jarring sound source into something musically pleasing

After having perfected the sound of trains, I wanted to see if I could swansonize ships to sound more respectable.

by xxxman360 April 3, 2024