Swaney's Law

A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.

Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!

Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.

by Shakes Turner December 28, 2023

Swanner

From the urban dictionary:
“To Swanner”
Verb
1. To torpedo one’s own interests due to hubris or ignorance.

2. The act of leading others to negatively affect their own interests in order to justify one’s own ego

He had a golden goose of a job but swannered it for his ego

by Bodice123 May 22, 2024

Russell Swanner

The man with the plan and the largest penis in the world

Man Russell Swanner's plan is awsome.

OMG!!!! Russell Swanner has the biggest cock i have ever seen!!!

by Billy Nob February 4, 2010

Dirty Swanny

Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia

Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!

Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?

Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.

Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny

by Tricky_Dick_Nixon April 12, 2020

dirty Shanneya

Dirty Shanneya is a magnanimous mythical creature. She is humble and loving. If you piss her off though she will go all preying mantis, or black widow on your ass! Don't cross the Dirty Shanneya.

The Dirty Shanneya is loving, but don't piss off the Dirty Shanneya. A Dirty Shanneya will take you out no hesitation if you do her wrong.

by anonymous November 9, 2020