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Swanker

N:Swank'er: A hipster who is drunk, but is too hip to admit they're drunk, hence they refer to themselves in the swank manner, as "Still cool."

V: To swank: The act of a hipster being drunk, yet playing it cool.

Adj: Swank: Used to describe someone of the hipster type, as drunk but trying to play it cool.
Examples of Base "Swank" and its forms in use.
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N: "Look at that swanker, he is obviously drunk and should return to his studio apartment before embarrassing himself further.

V: "Play it down bro, no more beer, I am swanking as it is."

Adj: "Yeah she was a swank woman, playing it all cool and then proceeding to vomit on my mittens."
by Snoth October 23, 2011
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Big Dick Swanger

An individual who is adept at success. Someone who is not afraid of "going big or going home". This person will bet high and always raise the stakes regardless of the outcome or fear of losing. Not necessarily only in gambling, but throughout life in general.
Nine people are playing Texas Hold 'Em. After each player receives their two cards and before the flop a man bets $500k with complete disregard to the odds of winning. The announcer would then state over the loud speaker: BIG DICK SWANGER!!

Mike went to the store and bought a 3 liter of soda last week. He paid with a $1000 dollar bill from 1968, no longer in circulation, just to prove a point. Mike is a BIG DICK SWANGER!!
by blu_shark October 6, 2009
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swangers

30 spoke rims made for the 1983 and 1984 cadillac eldarado by the Cragar Wheel company. The 83's (3's) are made for the rear wheel drive eldarado. In 1984 Cadillac switched to a Front Wheel drive layout for the eldarado so the offset changed, making 84's (4's) poke out more. 3's and 4's are often seen on slabs (older american "big body" cars) in combination with Whitewall tires or Vougue Tyres (mustard mayo tires)
See also: 30's , Thangs, Swangs, or elbows.
On the boulevard got my swangers on hard. Comin down the boulevard swangin on 'em hard.
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swangers

elbows,chunkers,and thangs. 83's and 84's
sliding on foes chunking up da block. i'm holding on glassy thangs.pokeing on elbows hurtin boyz.
by swan-ga! December 23, 2002
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Radio Scanner

A device you can you to listen to many of the public services and has been most commonly used to listen to NASCAR Driver-communications and officials
I used the Radio Scanner to listen to NASCAR communication, turns out Kenny Wallace dropped 10 f-bombs after that bad pit stop.
by Joe C August 26, 2004
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Swander

Swander (n)- a purposeful wander. Final destination is known, but you do other sporadic things on route.
Person 1: Got to get the train at 330, might go a swander to burn some time.

Person 1: You could say we have spent the last hour swandering up this street.
by James Fowler May 27, 2006
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Scanner Pubes

Specks of dust that show up on a image that was scanned into a computer. Commonly occurs when a dusty flatbed scanner is used to scan film or photographs. Also commonly referred to as just "Pubes".
Can air that flatbed mang, you don't want all those scanner pubes in your in your pics.
by editviewgo January 9, 2010
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