spandex

Things that look really good on women. Not so good on men

Did you see that girl in spandex?
Yeah her ass looked good!

by babyboy34 September 1, 2009

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attention span

Something I don't have much of.

*looses interest, stares in other direction*

What most teenagers have is a short attention span, not ADD or ADHD. They just want to feel special.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

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Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.

"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"

by mememe626 November 18, 2009

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Spandecular

Adjective describing a person, place, thing, or event that is far more abundant, extravagant, or stupendous than anticipated. An outcome that greatly exceeds one's expectations. Literally relating to or resembling a length of ten spans.

John's music is always great, but his latest CD is simply spandecular.

by Osun Thyruss November 21, 2010

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SepandWifi

SepandWifi is the best, hottest, and fastest WiFi in the world, owned by the great Sepand. If you have access to this WiFi you are one of the epicest people alive.

Person 1: Are you using SepandWiFi?!
Person 2: Aww hell yea!
Person 1: Holy shit your epic.

by RicardoThanos October 22, 2019

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