smufficate

To smother and sufficate together; at the same time

If I use that blanket, I will smufficate!

by sabbycat June 30, 2009

nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018

Car Suffocation

The act of getting into a car that's so hot, you almost stop breathing due to the intense heat. Usually noticed by one deep gasp for air, followed by several shallow breaths and a quick maneuver to roll down the windows. Almost always happens in the summer time after the a has sit in the sun.

Dude hurry up and open the windows before we die of car suffocation.

by halii July 31, 2009

Nut-Suffocaters

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"You see that fuckin' homo in those nut-suffocaters?!"

by Bump-Man December 12, 2009

Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.

Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night

by Getting ready for a funeral April 24, 2022

Snufficate

the act of suffocating someone with a Snuggie

you: ahhhh!!!!!

boyfriend: wat?!?! (lifts Snuggie from ur face)

you: SNUFFICATE!!!!!

boyfrined: it was all part of the plan, my dear...all part of the plan

by hawthorne.heights January 24, 2010

suffocating banana

When you are eating a banana and some gets stuck in your throat making you feel like you are suffocating.

1.Shouting 'Suffocating Banana' when some banana gets stuck in your throat
2.That was a suffocating banana!

by LouiseTheCheese July 4, 2007