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slump stumper

Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.

Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.

Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.
Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.

Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper

Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.

Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!
by Cuatros Amigos October 19, 2018
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pull up stumps

The end of play; finishing up a session; stopping what you are doing
"Righto lads, I'm gonna pull up stumps, I've had enough for today"
"You guys look like you had a big one last night, what time did you pull up stumps?"
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Related Words

2 Guys 1 Stump

A shock video on the internet which involves an amputeed soldier repeatedly shoving his stump into a fellow comrade's extremely wide arsehole.
2 Guys 1 Stump would make a good anti-army enlisting advert.
by kaslou May 12, 2011
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stump a chunky

to take a crap, or poop or ass fudge it
MAN!! my stomach hurts, im gonna go stump a chunky
by chugg nubba January 14, 2008
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stumph

-Last name of the one and only Patrick Martin Stump.

-Changed the ending of his name to *Stump* to avoid confusion of the pronunciation.

-Born April 27th, 1984
-Originally a drummer

-Has a range like no motha fucker knows according to Patrick himself! lol
-One of the sexiest men alive today.

-Extremely talented.
-Trademark:Hats, all the time, everyday of his life. You will never see him alive without a hat on.

-At one point he was vegetarian.
-Belongs to the illustrious band Fall Out Boy.
-Is a producer.

By:Mrs.Stump

Patrick Stump
by Mrs.Stump September 13, 2009
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can't stump the trump

Trump "berning" lots of cruz, hillary, and bernie fans in an MLG fashion.
You can't stump the trump!
by DragonVenom500 June 20, 2016
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Dump Stumped

When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.
Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.
by smasyracuse October 7, 2010
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