Stracheating

Strategically cheating.

Me: Yes! I have only one more ball left on the table, and I win! It's right by the corner pocket, and you still have two more balls to make.

Eddie: (eddie hits my ball away from the corner pocket, instead of trying to make his own.)

Me: Yo wtf! That's cheating!

Eddie: No, I'm stracheating.

by El_Santo March 30, 2010

wii-stracted

Not getting any work done because you distracted by Wii announcements and game play videos.

Trevor and Chris didn't get anything done this morning. They were a bit wii-stracted.

by office glen September 11, 2006

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

stract

overly concerned with standards and minute detail.

Honor Gurad is so stract they beat off to shining their shoes.

by Alex Parm December 4, 2007

Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.

John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle

by Blank283 March 24, 2010

STFUAGBTW

IM acronym used to shorten "Shut The Fuck Up And Get Back To Work". Commonly used with coworkers who constantly annoy you when you are actually trying to get work done.

Lance, STFUAGBTW !!!!

by SunTzu4U August 8, 2006

struanism

an action, phrase or pose that is a perfect example of someone or something named "struan".

or

the faithful belief that someone or something named "struan" has status equal to that of a deity or demi-god; akin to a cult.

1. "i eat cheese really really slowly; i take immense pleasure from it" - a struanism.

2. "struan is god" - a struanism principle.

by Spike May 3, 2003