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V Stretches

1. A stretch involving your vaginal area to be, well, stretched.

2. Something Ashli has mastered :D
1. Yay, we get to do V Stretches :D
My vagina's been all unstretched lately :O

2. Hey, see that Ashli chick? The reeeaally pretty one with perfect hair? Yeah, she's fucking awesome V Stretches, yo.
by Meep :) March 12, 2009
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Anal Stretcher

Similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. Can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. Varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.
Jj: hey Bill, can i borrow your 12mm anal stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my ass ate it.

Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost

Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?
by anal12345 June 9, 2012
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womb stretcher

a man with a huge tool,penis,dick,unit,that can go so deep in a womans pussy that he makes her gag

the act of (see example)
Fat Dick laid the womb stretcher to that bitch last night i could here her scream way over here.

Mam that'll be $25 for that womb stretcher.
by LesCrapp May 27, 2006
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stretched

Beating someone up to the point where they are knocked out, laying stretched on the floor.
Guy 1: Some nigga disrespected me last night, sayin' my breath stank.

Guy 2: Oh hell naw! Tell me you stretched that nigga.

Guy 1: You know!!!
by CityOf781 December 6, 2012
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ring stretcher

shazza: did bazza bring the ring stretcher
dazza: nuh
by splinter barberino January 9, 2006
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stretcher

a gun; meaning to "stretch" you or lay you out.
I pulled the stretcher on the nigga; i had the stretcher by my side
by Andre Young March 19, 2005
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sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.
My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!
by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
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