midnight stranger

When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.

I couldn't sleep last night so I induced a visit from the midnight stranger.

by Kp1336 November 23, 2016

Hillside Strangler

Slang term for the westernmost interchange on the Eisenhower Expressway (I-290) in Chicago. Three lanes of Interstate 290 narrow to two and three lanes of Interstate 88 narrow to one, to form three lanes of the Eisenhower. The "strangling" effect of merging two three-lane freeways into one three-lane freeway often creates huge traffic jams, thus its notoriety as the "hillside strangler."

There was no traffic at all, 'cept for the usual backup at the hillside strangler.

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Stranger Hand

The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.

"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

western stranger

The act of jerking yourself off with your left hand (or your right hand while its asleep) while using the western grip. (A left handed person would use their right hand).

Toms got a hot date with a western stranger tonight!

by RBurton June 23, 2008

room full of strangers

Masturbation move similar to "the stranger" where you sit on both hands until they get numb. You then jerk off with one hand while lifting your leg and reaching around to grab your balls with the other. it feels like there are 2 other "strangers" touching your junk.

I was really lonely last night until my room full of strangers arrived.

by TACOpolo October 28, 2007

Stranger Dancing

When you are walking and you get close enough to a person walking towards you that you and the other person have to jump or stutter back and forth until it is decided who is going left and who is going right.

"I better hug the right side of this hallway so I don't end up stranger dancing with this person."

by TarzanB April 16, 2010

Stranger 2.0

Where a man sits on his own shaft, thereby cutting the circulation off from said genitalia; thereafter, the man proceeds to arouse himself and begin masturbation, so that it feels like he is pleasuring a stranger.

Ryan was a little confused with himself last night, and decided to give the Stranger 2.0 a test drive.

by Rough Boots July 22, 2011