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doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
by fryson August 3, 2010
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Maclean’s staff

‘Maclean’s staff’ a synonym for piece of ‘shit humans that don’t care about you’.
‘Maclean’s staff’ comes from Maclean’s college, a public school that is a try hard private school. Majority of the staff at Maclean’s treat you like trash. Examples; house leaders and the principle.
by Cfunkt September 17, 2019
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staff staph

I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.
by Frenchie619 July 17, 2006
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Pro Staff

I term commonly used by kayakers that kiss enough ass to receive free product from a company and in return must show pictures of themselves using said product to help sell said product to the public.

Being Pro Staff doesn't make you a good fisherman, it makes you an annoying salesperson.
I landed 3 small redfish today out of my awesome kayak and I couldn't have done it without my durable paddle, comfortable seat, colorful T-shirt, and the same colored lures but different name. Thanks for putting me on your Pro Staff!
by kayaker10 March 19, 2013
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staffle womp

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain
Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp
by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019
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Staff meeting

A juul break involving 2 or more people in which 1 or more vapes are used. Frequently during work/class, and usually in the handicapable bathroom stall.
-dude so you have your juul on you?

-yes omg wanna meet in the bathroom in 10 mins for a staff meeting?
by Kateh101 July 18, 2019
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Stofanching

Any brutal or violent act that ends with a badly maimed corpse. The body is usually sodomized and may be partially consumed after death.
Hey man, WTF happened to that group of liberal protesters the other day? I heard they got Stofanched!

That bastard politician needs a stofanching.
by Mr. Kowalski April 30, 2009
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