a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

spewed upon

to become the canvass to female ejaculate; cum on. coll: "whitewashed"

As Harry is a skilled pussy-licker, his lips are often spewed upon by the subject of his sucking.

by fraülein k May 9, 2012

stewped

Kind of similar to “stupid” but stewped is just cooler

Bro you can even do math your so stewped

by Stewped November 3, 2020

Stewef

Stewf means you are experiencing the feelings of being in between the mind state of a mental breakdown and perfectly fine -Milk/Cal

Stewef is stewef

by Milk-Kumi-Cal April 12, 2021

mead steed

A fierce companion, whose hooves send echos throughout this very land. The Mead Steed has fought many battles along side the likes of the Swine Prince, although it is still un clear which side of the trough his allegiance lies.

I need a friend to rely on in my time of need. I need the mead steed

by Smoko King May 28, 2020

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

stewdini

It is when an employee named Stewart all of a sudden disappears from his work area and is no where to be found.

"Hey , I think I am going to pull the ultimate Stewdini today!" or "I cannot find Stewart anywhere, he must have pulled another Stewdini!"

by Oldworldman January 28, 2015