Stewart

Stewart is a very decent person. hes outgoing and original. Hes a goodlookin guy. hes sexy and a very good lover. hes caring and kind. he knows how to treat a girl. hes clever and funny.

number one:wow i wouldnt mind being that boys girl!

number two:thats stewart, yeah i heard hes a good ride aswell

by hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 20, 2009

Kristin Stewart

A wrongly idolized "Actress" who in fact cannot act, never leaves her monotone way of speaking and facial expressions, and is only loved or hated now because of her starring as Bella ((The ultimate Mary-Sue)) in the film adaption of Twilight.

Kristin Stewart sucks at acting, end of disscussion.

by Lunarwolfdemon July 22, 2009

Sacramento Stewardess

Any young woman from Sacramento, CA in the age range of 18 to 20 (aka fucktart) who has sexual relations with men in their 30's and 40's. Sacramento seems to be the home of thousands of such young women. They are old enough to take it in their holes, but not yet old enough to drink alcohol.

I take night classes at Sac City College just for the Sacramento Stewardesses.

I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.

by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

by ariklkira November 14, 2012

Jimmy Stewart

An improvisational musical excursion by Midwest rock band Umphrey's McGee (the best live band around these days). A "Jimmy Stewart" involves sections of music built upon by each band member, by using hand signals and on-stage communication. This kind of improvisation rarely ever falls flat, and will always keep the listener (or observer) interested. Visit umphreys.com for free podcasts.

"Man, that "Jimmy Stewart" out of The Triple Wide was absolutely ridiculous. I don't think I've ever danced that much!"

by Humphrey's McGhee December 28, 2008

Stearmanned

To be highly intoxicated, coined after seeing Richard Stearman celebrate Sheffield Uniteds promotion to the Premier league in 2019 and take drunkenness to a new level

He wasn't just pissed, he was proper stearmanned

by Wazooley April 28, 2019

Pointy Stewart

To twist the fabric of a shirt directly over a persons nipple without actually twisting their nipple.

Grasp the fabric located superior to a persons nipple and with a pulling motion twist the fabric causing the fabric to point outward. Thus, a Pointy Stewart has been created.

by Moustacheplaque January 11, 2012